Tobacco Got Away With “Clueless” For Years: Why Not BP?
Dear Lucia, thank you for your kind words, and yes you can call me Andrew any time you like.
But oh dear…I hate to break it to you like this, what with saying goodbye and all…but I must tell you that sadly there is a big difference between BEING clueless and using the “Clueless Defense”. Big Tobacco, all Good Southern Boys, have been using that one for years.
Sadly also, although many Americans would like to think otherwise, The President of the United States of America does not have the Divine Right of Kings.
That’s of course outside of his (or her?) divine right to blow the world up one hundred times by pressing that little red-button by the bed…Mm…presumably there is some sort of fail-safe on that thing?
Anyway, dark thoughts aside…the escrow account that Obama bullied BP to put $20 billion into is just that, an escrow account. So sadly he won’t be able to pay off the unfunded Social Security obligations with that money. It’s just a way of making sure that BP is good for the money in case there is a judgment against them in US Courts.
So what? The value of BP’s assets in USA is more than $20 billion, and it’s not easy to move those offshore in a hurry, all that’s about is the President looking “tough” and appearing to be “doing something”.
Arranging that facility is probably costing BP no more than $5 million a year, that’s something, but it’s hardly a silver nail driven into their heart and in any case they are showing no signs of actually trying to run away.
With regard to the rest, well a federal judge struck down the six-month ban on drilling pretty quick; you have to remember in Louisiana there are a lot of people who make good money out of the oil industry, and they are all Good-Old-Southern boys down there.
Thank you also for noticing that my point about The Minerals Management Agency (MMA) “seems humorous”…it’s always gratifying when people recognize one’s little jokes. You are of course absolutely correct, that was an attempt at humor… black humor to be precise.
MMA had a job, they didn’t do their job, just like the SEC, FASB, and the Fed did not do their jobs making sure the US financial system did not blow up. The 1990 Oil Pollution Act mandated that the oil companies should have a plan, the job of making sure those were good plans and that the plans were followed was with the MMA.
And they should have been acutely aware that thanks to the $75 million cap, the oil companies had no incentive to come up with good plans.
In fact the incentive was for them to come up with really, really lousy plans, so they could easily comply. And thus in the case of a mishap they could be sure that they would not be hit by the one let-out on that $75 million cap…those terrifying words…”CRIMINAL Negligence”.
So instead of having a plan in place to clean up after a well went out of control and gushed 40,000 barrels of oil a day for three months, they (presumably) had a plan for if by accident one barrel of oil was discharged. And so they submitted that plan to the MMA, who “negotiated” the plan up to two barrels a day; BP said ”OK”, and they made the appropriate plans in accordance with THE LAW.
Well I’m not sure exactly what the plan said, but they were certainly unprepared for 40,000 barrels a day. The point is they had a plan, the plan was approved, and they did not break the law. Ditto the HSE on the rig, you hire a consultant, he designs a fiendishly complicated system with hundreds of boxes to tick in, and every month you send three tons of paper round to the MMA for them to “check”, or the equivalent by e-mail.
Pretty clueless sure, but it’s not the job of foreign companies to come to USA and start second-guessing the US government; particularly if they are suggesting that the government might be clueless. The rules are the rules, the law is the law, and as Winston Churchill said, “The Law is an Ass”.
A better plan would have had the US Government (who’s job it is to protect the best interest long-term of the American people), working co-operatively with the oil companies, to come up with a blame-free plan that was robust; relying less on blame and blame avoidance, and more on Kaizen or Deming; and with some really smart people outside of all that keeping an eye out for Black Swans.
But that’s not what the 1990 Oil Pollution Act said, so that’s not what the MMA did. They just followed the rule of law as laid-down by Congress.
I have no doubt that whoever it was in charge of the HSE on the rig was not even asked to sign-off when the BP manager decided to ignore the recommendations of Halliburton which may (or may not) have led to the disaster.
But you have to remember that ignoring the CYA recommendations of your subcontractor does not necessarily prove negligence; the job of the Halliburton engineer was to do what he could to get BP to agree to over-specify and buy more Halliburton services at cost-plus.
Regardless, there should have been someone in HSE capable of understanding the issues, not paid by production targets, with the authority to overrule the line manager, and stop the job. There wasn’t.
I am sorry to have unfairly criticized Engineer Abbott (in my defence I wasn’t having a go at him, just putting out an idea), I had no idea that he had gone to MMA or that he had been victimized.
But then the fault there lies with MMA, although, like in the plot of The Insider, it’s real hard to prove a general malaise on issues of HSE; unless of course there are laws to protect whistleblowers, and to address those issues. Which there are not.
With regard to BP’s record running an oil refinery, that’s a different business and a different mentality, it is not a valid point. With regard to Deepwater Horizon’s HSE record, I know for a fact that they were having a “box-ticker’s” party when the rig blew, and all of the “incident’s” that you cite are “box-ticker” incidents, not “near-miss-rig-blow up incidents”.
Safety is just like quality, and like Edward Deming, one of the greatest Americans who America never listened to, said…”fear” (of blame), ”is the ultimate enemy of quality”.



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